Cinnamon Bun

Cinnamon Bun

I'm looking for a new home...

About Cinnamon Bun

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Please meet Cinnamon Bun - Kitten and Tax Collector (Currently Under Investigation)

Are you ready to bring a touch of chaos, cuteness, and questionable accounting into your life? Meet Cinnamon Bun – a 15-week-old tabby kitten with eyes full of secrets and a belly full of stolen treats!

At first glance, you’ll think she’s just a tiny, beautiful ball of fluff – small for her age, with stripes that say “adorable” but an attitude that whispers “I’m wanted by HMRC.” She LOVES food (like, all of it), chasing her fellow feline friends, and curling up for a cuddle after a long day of light tax fraud.

Yes, you heard that right.

When she’s not zooming about the house or trying to fit her entire face in the food bowl, Cinnamon Bun moonlights as a tax collector. It's a tough gig for a kitten with limited spreadsheet access and only a vague understanding of percentages. She’s doing her best, but frankly… it’s not going well.

She’s currently under internal investigation for failing to declare the full value of her Dreamies income in Q2, and there’s a strong chance she’ll be replaced by a more numerically literate ferret. Until then, she’s lying low – ideally in your home, on your lap, or behind the sofa.

The Ideal Home would include:

* A patient human willing to give her space until she warms up (she’s a little shy, but loves cuddles once she trusts you)

* Other cats to be her coworkers/playmates/partners in crime

* A secure biscuit jar

Not ideal for:

* Tax offices

* Auditors

* People who hate fun

Cinnamon Bun is vaccinated, microchipped, dewormed, and comes with her own (falsified) tax records and one complimentary cuddle session. She’s ready to start her new life of love, play, and hopefully legal snack acquisition.

Adopt Cinnamon Bun today – before the IRS does.

Apply now!

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